Funny Pee Stories -

This is a cautionary tale about trust. At a previous job, we had a manager named Steve who was famous for his "hydration discipline." He drank a gallon of water a day but refused to take bathroom breaks because he "didn't want to miss anything."

Perhaps the most harrowing genre of funny pee stories involves professional sabotage by one’s own bladder. James, a recent college grad, thought he had mastered the art of the "pre-interview void."

Tom was attending a silent auction with his new girlfriend’s wealthy family. Hoping to make a great impression, he drank several glasses of water to stay hydrated and alert. Halfway through the bidding, his bladder reached maximum capacity. funny pee stories

A public restroom with hyper-sensitive motion sensors.

The next time you find yourself doing the bathroom dance in a public place, just remember: you are not alone. And if the worst happens, at least you will have a hilarious story to tell later. If you want to keep sharing the laughs, let me know: This is a cautionary tale about trust

I am in a castle, I thought. This is old-world plumbing. Fine. I can adapt.

We have all played the mental math game. You are stuck in gridlock. You are one mile from home. You tell yourself, "I am a strong, capable adult. I can hold this." Hoping to make a great impression, he drank

Let’s be honest: everyone pees. From CEOs giving boardroom presentations to brides walking down the aisle, the human bladder is the great equalizer. Yet, despite its universality, we rarely talk about the chaos that ensues when Mother Nature calls at the absolute worst moment.

Because we all need a laugh (and a reminder to drink less coffee before road trips), here is a collection of the best, most cringeworthy, and downright from the trenches of everyday life.